Thoughts on MySQL Scalability From a Certified MySQL Moron

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While I sit here and wait for myisamchk to finish and tell me that the table that various folks have spent the better part of the day trying to restore is either healthy or once again dead (how’s that for … Continue reading

Affiliate Marketing is the Drizzling Shits of the Internet

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Preface: These comments are mine and not those of my employer or anyone else. Ok, maybe they also represent the voices in my head. Advertising on the Web There’s lots of advertising on the web. The biggest web company in … Continue reading

Would you rather be overworked or homicidal?

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The company I work for has been growing. Rapidly. Our business model (as I think I’ve mentioned before) is that we acquire other hosting companies and merge their customers into our pretty scalable, manageable platform. It’s generally a ton of … Continue reading

Filing Away for Future Use: MySQL Stupidity

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We had a database issue the other day. We were losing records in our DNS database. It turned out the table was corrupt and inserts were failing. We used MySQL’s REPLACE INTO to update the table. So, in essence, this … Continue reading