I know you care.

Out

  • Ringer – Gave it a shot. Sarah Michelle Gellar or not, it was so atrociously bad. However, now we all know how to pronounce “Siobhan”.

In

  • Up All Night – Kelly Bundy and Gob Bluth as exasperated parents, very very funny. Maya Rudolph as Oprah, not funny (yet).
  • New Girl – If you like Zooey Deschanel being her most Zooey Deschanel, you’ll like it. It’ll be weaker without Damon Wayans Jr. (who goes back to the very underrated Happy Endings).

On The Fence

  • Free Agents – I usually like shows based on British shows. And this has Giles from Buffy in it. It’s just not that funny. One more try.
  • 2 Broke Girls – The first of the two shows in this section by Whitney Cummings. It’s only getting a second shot because of Kat Dennings. Every scene in the restaurant is bad 70s sitcom-level bad.
  • Whitney – The second of the two Whitney Cummings show. Aside from the horribly insensitive (but funny) blackface joke, every scene in the entire show was bad 70s sitcom-level bad.
  • Charlie’s Angels – Lyla Garrity. What went wrong? I didn’t realize anyone would actually write the words “I never thought my heart could hurt this much” in a script and mean it seriously. It’s only going to get another try because I half-expect Tim Riggins to show up.

Haven’t Seen Yet, But Will Try

  • Terra Nova – Sci-fi from Steven Spielberg (or maybe Senor Spielbergo …) so it should be good. Then you realize it’s got the Brannon Braga, so it’ll probably suck.
  • Hart of Dixie – Summer Roberts from The OC. I’ll give it a try.
  • Suburgatory – Good cast, horrible name. Horrible name.
  • How To Be A Gentleman – Eh, I probably won’t try it until I give up on Charlie’s Angels. It’s got Dave Foley. So it could be good. On the other hand, it’s on CBS, which aside from How I Met Your Mother, is toxic to me (you know, because I’m not a 64 year old woman).
  • Pan Am – I guess it could be ok. I’m sort of sick of period shows. Unless they are fake and British like Cougarton Abbey or Inspector Spacetime.

Haven’t Seen Yet, And You’d Have to Pay Me To Try

  • Last Man Standing – If it had Al or Wilson, I might try it.
  • Man Up! – No! And some how Amanda Detmer is now 40. It seems like just yesterday she got splattered by that bus.
  • Revenge – I don’t watch ABC Family shows. Even if they’re on ABC proper.

Haven’t Seen Yet, And You Couldn’t Pay Me To Try

  • Any CBS Hour Long Drama/Procedural About People Who Are Special And Right Wrongs – Again, I’m not menopausal.
  • H8R – i.e. Mario Lopez is pissed that he’s on Extra and Zack is on TNT.
  • The X-Factor – The only performance show for me is The Sing-off.
  • The Secret Circle – The only CW show for me is Supernatural.
  • The Playboy Club – Seriously?! I should be in charge of NBC. Actually, I shouldn’t. The shows I like all have atrocious ratings.
 

“According to Nielsen, the midnight-to-1 a.m. combo of All That and Kenan and Kel drew roughly 600,000 viewers (of all ages) Monday, compared to the 374,000 viewers who caught Lopez Tonight on TBS in the same hour. It also bettered the 559,000 viewers who caught an Awkward rerun on MTV at midnight, as well as the roughly 500,000 people who checked out reruns of The New Adventures of Old Christine and HIMYM on Lifetime”

(Via Vulture.)

This is in no way shocking. In fact, it’s only shocking that it hadn’t been done before this. As a child of the 80s (and a teen in the 90s), I was there when cable tv exploded. During that time, the smaller UHF network and cable networks flooded their time slots with reruns of 70s and 80s tv shows (and, later, 90s shows).

I seriously believe I’ve seen every episode of Happy Days ever created. A show that aired a majority of its episodes before I was 3. (Same with Laverne and Shirley, The Jeffersons, etc).

Nick at Night, the good old channels 56 and 38 (in Boston), old school USA Network. They aired every single semi-popular show from the 70s and 80s ad-naseum. Today, with reruns on related cable networks, Netflix and Hulu, DVD, it’s much much easier for someone to keep up with their favorite tv shows.

So, as someone pretty much sitting in the every advertisers target demographic, I’ve seen every show from the 70s and 80s, and pretty much every modern show. And I can catch them whenever I want online or on-demand.

What’s missing from this picture? The other shows that aired during the 80s and 90s. The shows that padded out networks like Nickelodeon and USA. The shows that have been incredibly hard to find and that would cause almost any 25-35 year old to stop what they were doing and sing along to the theme song.

When I heard TeenNick was airing these shows, I set my DVR to start recording Clarissa Explains it All and Doug. I still knew the theme songs. I remembered character names.

Apparently everyone else did, too.

Just wait until Hey Dude and Salute Your Shorts are on. Ratings gold.

 

Hacking NetFlix: “Reuters reports that the new Netflix deal with Showtime withdraws current Showtime originals like Dexter and Californication from streaming, but leaves older shows like Tudors and Sleeper Cell. 

The change, part of a new arrangement, means no ‘Dexter’ or ‘Californication’ episodes from previous seasons will be available on Netflix, as had been the case under the current arrangement which covered the first two seasons of the shows. Episodes of current originals will be on Showtime’s authenticated broadband service, Showtime Anytime.

Instead of introducing the 20+ million Netflix subscribers to past seasons of hit shows to drive interest in subscribing to Showtime, it looks like Showtime joins HBO in realizing that Netflix just might be a competitor.”

Someday, television networks will get it, right? Why would you not want to expose as many people to your show as possible, to get them to then signup for your network (or, for the broadcast networks, to record/watch your network) to stay up-to-date with the latest episodes.

The biggest obstacle to picking up a new television show is fearing you will not understand what is going on. With shows like Lost, Friday Night Lights, etc., the ability to catch up on everything before a new season airs is a godsend. That’s how the girlfriend got caught up on Lost and was able to watch the last couple of season with me, live as they happened. Any TV network that wouldn’t want to take advantage of the opportunity to mint new viewers is destined to end up picking up the scraps left behind by Netflix, Amazon, and Apple.

Or, to paraphrase Sports Night:

Anybody who can’t make money off of television on Netflix should get out of the money-making business

 

For Christmas, I’d been saving up some money and splurged on a new TV. My previous TV was an 8 year old read projected HDTV. It still worked great (and has since become the bedroom TV), but had problems with glare — it was unwatchable during sunny afternoons (which ruined many an afternoon of college football). It was also enormous.

My new TV is the same size, but it’s a nice flat, LED LCD TV. It’ll use less power, it’s small and is nicely mounted on the wall rather than taking up half of the living room, and does not have the glare problems the previous TV did. Oh, and it does the fun modern stuff like use HDMI and stream Pandora and all that jazz.

So, for a little bit of money, I was able to upgrade my TV, regain a bunch of space in my living room, clean up my entertainment center from 5 or 6 sets of component and optical cables, to a nice and tidy few feet of real estate, less cables, and a very different way of watching TV.

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Let’s set aside the easy stuff. Hooked up via component cables to my TV are the Xbox 360 and Wii. My Xbox 360 is an old model that doesn’t support HDMI (which would have reduce yet another set of cables). The Xbox 360 used to be my streaming Netflix player and DVD player, which for any of you who have one, know that you get great picture and sound, balanced with a ridiculously loud fan noise.

Next up is the new Blu-ray player (which I got cheap with my TV). As someone who just didn’t think it mattered enough for me to go to Blu-ray, I was mostly wrong. It’s a remarkably better picture than DVD, but I’m not sure, in the long run, that it matters …

… because of the interwebs and cable.

The other two items hooked into my TV are the Comcast HD DVR (HDMI) and the nice, new Apple TV (a Christmas gift from my wonderful girlfriend, also hooked up via HDMI).

The DVR is pretty self-explanatory. We pay too much for cable, but in return, we have a ton of HD programming. It’s basically the live sports, network TV, and occasional cable movie player. Live, we really only watch sports. Celtics/Sox/Pats — stuff you can’t watch streaming (at least not legally, or in good quality). Recorded, we watch a bunch of shows (How I Met Your Mother, Parks & Recreation, Community, etc). And, occasionally, we record a movie off of HBO or watch one on On Demand.

The Apple TV is basically the streaming Netflix player. It’s so tiny, and so quiet, and has a much easier to navigate Netflix experience than the Xbox. At this point, I think 90% of our Netflix movies are TV or movies we stream, rather than the physical DVDs (which let me downgrade to the 2-out plan, upgrade to Blu-ray, and reduce our overall bill).

But, the other thing the Apple TV lets me do is take advantage of all of the DVDs I’ve amassed over the 12 years or so that I’ve had a device that would play DVDs. I’ve got a full bookshelf of TV shows and movies that, by and large, site unwatched unless we get the urge to run through a series of Veronica Mars or Buffy. The real reason that we don’t watch move of them is purely that it’s a pain in the ass. You’ve got to go grab the DVD (and if it’s a TV season, all 6 of them), throw them in the DVD player, sit through the menus, watch a few episodes, switch discs, sit through more ads and menus, etc.

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The Apple TV obviates that. It’s not perfect, but with a spare computer, and a bit of time, you can make your own On Demand service. I’ve slowly been ripping TV shows and movies from my collection, throwing them onto some storage, and then using the Apple TV to stream them. Want to watch a particular episode of The Simpsons? Just turn on the Apple TV (which takes zero time), click it, and seconds later you’re watching it.

If you’re a media-holic like I am, it’s pretty close to life-changing. When Netflix movies show up now (on DVD), I’m more likely to throw it in the computer, rip it, and then watch it on the Apple TV. Why? One, I can get that done while I’m watching a bit of TV, or eating dinner. When it’s done ripping, I don’t have to sit through any of the stupid ads or menus. I can just watch the movie. And, if I get tired, I just pause it, go to bed, and can pick it up in the same exact spot tomorrow. (Better yet, if I grab another $100 Apple TV, I can pick up streaming it in the bedroom.)

All the pluses, the sunshine, puppy dogs, and happiness in mind, the ripping process isn’t easy. And it’s time-consuming. And, depending on your view of things, not strictly legal. (In my mind, this is pretty much fair-use. I either own or rent the movie. If I own it, I can do what I please. If I rent it, I don’t keep it. I watch it and delete it.)

Someone smart will combine Handbrake and MetaX or Subler into a nice app that rips, tags, and sticks your content right into iTunes. Today, it’s pretty ugly, especially for TV shows.

But, if you’ve got that spare computer and some hard disk space, it’s worth it. You just do it as a background process, throwing a DVD (or ripping a few to your drive), compressing them, and sticking them into iTunes. You can watch them on your TV, sync them to your iPad/iPhone, and slowly work your way towards cutting the cord with the cable company.

I’ve reached the point where, I think, if NESN or Comcast SportsNet were available outside of the cable company, I could cut the cord. ESPN streams over the Xbox (though not everything); most network shows are on Netflix or via the iTunes Store; almost all movies are covered via Netflix, the iTunes Store, or VUDU (the HD streaming service that syncs right to my TV and looks damn good).

If Hulu Plus were to come to Apple TV (or do AirPlay via the iPad), I could replace the $100+ cable bill with $25-30 of Hulu/Netflix/occasional iTunes purchases and watch everything I watch today. That’s probably where we’re headed, and the media companies are going to have to do it right, or they’ll lose like the record companies did.

In any event, I’m pretty happy with the way things ended up, and can’t recommend the Apple TV enough, even if you just want a small, quiet, streaming Netflix player.

 

I just finished watching the latest episode of The Simpsons. Five episodes into the 22nd season (that’s right, the 22nd season), and it felt like an episode that wouldn’t have been out of place during the prime years of the show.

Some highlights:

  • The running 7 of clubs joke
  • The nice emotional beats of the Homer/Maggie and Marge/Lisa stories
  • Marge’s exasperated “Not a good time” as Maggie waddles in

It wasn’t an amazing episode, but just a very good one. The show, like Jamie Moyer, is mostly getting by on guile these days, mixing in average to slightly below average episodes that are just good enough to be better than your average episode of the craptastic Family Guy.

But every once in a while, there’s a gem like this one, from May 7th: CG, 2 H, 0 ER, 5K, 0BB, 105 pitches, a game score of 88.

Jamie Moyer, in his 24th season, threw one of the top 15 games in the NL. Tonight’s Simpsons felt kinda like that. A weird throwback to a better time.

(Or, it’s completely possible that this was a Dice-K game, where I’m just happy that it got out of the 6th inning, only giving up 3 runs on 5BB and 2K.)

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