The New Addiction: Elite Beat Agents

January 16th, 2007 Ryan Toohil Posted in Nintendo, Video Games, new hotness 1 Comment »

So, back before Christmas, Brett had been singing the praises of this little Nintendo DS game called Elite Beat Agents. He described the game exactly as it was: “you tap the screen to the beat of songs and you help these guys like cheer on people to solve ridiculous problems.” To which I replied (paraphrased): “Ummm, no thanks. You smell like fish.”
Then I tried the game.

And the little light bulb went off in my head. I got it. It all made perfect sense.

Elite Beat Agents is the most fun game I’ve played in, I don’t know, forever. Basically, it’s Guitar Hero for the Nintendo DS. The game sets up these little scenarios, like say, two “socialites” getting stranded on a deserted island. Then the “Material Girl” by Madonna starts playing, and you tap along to the beat, hitting these little circles in order, occasionally dragging a circle back and forth over a path. If you tap along in time, you win. If you don’t, you lose.

You hear someone describe it, you think it sounds ridiculous. You see someone play it, you get a little intrigued. You play it, you’re hooked.

It’s one of those games where you get frustrated because you can’t get by a song (let’s say, “Canned Heat” by Jamiroquai, since that’s the one that kicks my arse), but you keep trying, since you get a little further each time. On your 5th try, you finally pick up the beat and you breeze through.

Everything about the game is silly. The song selection (”Sk8er Boi”, “YMCA”, “Material Girl”, “You’re the Inspiration”). The scenarios are silly, except one about a girl who’s dad DIED and his ghost brings her a teddy bear, which is sooooo out of place in the game that it’s awesome.

I can’t do it justice. This game is astounding. A Technorati search turned up 4000+ mentions of the game.

You won’t understand it until you try it, but to get an idea, check out this YouTube video of the “September” level.

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Posting from the Wii Browser

December 22nd, 2006 Ryan Toohil Posted in Nintendo, Wii No Comments »

Heh.

This is sorta cool. I’m posting this from the newly released Wii / Opera browser. Just laying on my couch, watching some Youtube. Even Gmail and Google Reader work! So far, I’ve only had trouble with Digg, but this is beta.

More thoughts soon.

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48 Hours with the Wii

November 21st, 2006 Ryan Toohil Posted in Nintendo, Video Games, Wii 1 Comment »

I picked up my Nintendo Wii from Gamestop at midnight on Saturday night. It went about as smoothly as possible. We walked in, they called my name, gave me my bag full of the Wii, Zelda, and an extra remote+nunchuk, and we walked out.

I made it home and took the Wii out of the box, and hooked it all up. There wasn’t a whole lot to it — video from the Wii to the TV (only composite cables … more on that later), the sensor bar from the Wii to where I placed it below the TV, and gave it power. That’s it.

The system boots up and there’s a few configuration settings, but it just sort of works. You have your little remote which works like a mouse. You point it at the screen and you move it around. One of the things that’s been easy for me to pick up but I could see being a tiny bit difficult for non-games/computer folks is that it’s not a perfect one to one. You don’t point exactly where you want the cursor to be; it’s close, but you basically move the pointer around like it’s a mouse cursor. Within a few minutes, your brain will be able to make the small transformation without much of a problem. After that, it’s smooth sailing.
I set up my network connection in about 30 seconds. Put in my WEP key and I was connected. Easy. The system then downloaded an update which enabled me to get into the Wii Shop (where you can buy old Nintendo and Genesis games!). But, otherwise, there’s just not a whole lot of online capability right now. Once they open up the web browser (hopefully soon), there will be a whole lot more to do.

At that point, the system is up and running. You can do some cool stuff like create your little Mii avatar/chariacture that will show up in some games, or look at photos/videos on an SD card. But, at this point, most folks will put in Wii Sports.

Wii Sports

Wii Sports is awesome. Awesome. In baseball, you swing the remote to hit or pitch, and basically play home run derby. In tennis, you swing the remote like a racquet, just worrying about timing and force to aim and hit lobs or smashes. In boxing, you use the remote and nunchuk and punch and dodge. In golf, you swing the remote like a club. In bowling, you motion like you’re bowling a ball, complete with spin.

In other words, you just play the game. Bowling and golf are the best, at least for me. Bowling is the easiest to pick up and translate real world ability to, I think. You aim a little off-center, swing your arm, release with some spin, and watch as you rack up a strike or spare. But, unlike normal video games where you can start to head towards a perfect game just getting the timing of button presses down, in Wii Sports, you’re actually moving your arm. Not enough spin? No strike. Let go too early? You might miss the head pin. It’s ridiculously easy to pick up and become good at, but not so good that there’s no challenge. As a party game, I think bowling is currently unparalleled.

Golf is challenging, but fantastic. Once you get the hang of how the power meter works, you take a practice swing, see how hard you’d hit it, then step up and take a real swing. It’s a little simplistic: only a few clubs, not a whole lot of depth, but playing 9 holes of golf is amazingly immersive. You’re actually swinging and watching as you hook/slice, or have a putt lip out. The first time I hit a chip shot that hit the pin, I think I did a little fist pump. The moment that EA Sports puts out Tiger Woods Golf using this control scheme, I think I’ll be in heaven. And I don’t even like golf games.

Tennis, baseball, and boxing are pretty fun as well. Tennis and boxing are the worst of the lot for me, which is to say, they’re really fun, but I don’t feel the control is quite as interesting. Boxing is pretty much an exercise in flailing away, as the controls don’t feel as responsive as they should be. Tennis is something I suck at in real life and also seem to suck at on the Wii. I just can’t get the timing down, though that doesn’t seem to be a problem for anyone else. Baseball is fun, just without a whole lot of depth.

As a whole, Wii Sports is a fantastic “introduce you to the system” game with tons of fun as a multiplayer game and with a couple of games (bowling and golf) that are fun for me even single player.

Red Steel

Red Steel is a Japan/Yakuza-themed first person shooter. It was the second game I tried. It’s the worst of the lot so far, as I think the control isn’t quite as tight as it should be, and the graphics are a bit washed out (but that could be due to the composite cables that the Wii ships with, as the Wii component cables are nowhere to be found, as of yet).

You’d think that the control would be similar to a keyboard/mouse FPS, but I think the developers decided that having the pointer control your point-of-view might be too unstable for people, so they basically built a big dead area in the middle where you can aim without changing your viewpoint, and then as you get close to the edge of the screen, you start to turn.

It was a bad design decision that takes probably 45 minutes to get used to.

Once you get used to it, however, it’s not so bad. And the atmosphere of the game, along with the interesting (if slightly disappointing) swordplay are enough to make it fun. I made it 3 chapters in, I think, which includes shooting through a car wash and a steam room, before I switched over to the 3rd game I bought.

I’ll probably play through some more Red Steel soon. I like it. It’s not great, but it’s not bad. It’s just not as good as it should be. There are some really odd decisions made by the developers that leave you scratching your head, but none have been enough, for me, to say “wow, this sucks.”

I haven’t tried multiplayer yet, but there’s one mode that sounds really fun. I just need to find 2 more remote/nunchuks to have 4 players play.

On to the final game …

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

It’s Zelda. It’s awesome.

I’m about 6 hours in now. I’ve beaten the first dungeon, saved a bunch of monkeys, ridden a horse, turned into a wolf, and done a billion other things. The game is typical Zelda, with good graphics and awesome, awesome control. The only Wii-specific controls are the “swing the remote to swing the sword” and the “aim using the pointer” control. They both work really well.

One of the big concerns people have had is that you’d get tired playing with the Wii since you have to “move”. Zelda proves that wrong. I played sitting on the couch for 3 hours straight without a problem. The motions are small enough, and the cable between the nunchuk and remote allows you to find the most comfortable position you want. In fact, I think that you can actually find a more relaxing/comfortable position than you can with a normal controller. The reason is that a normal controller forces your two hands to grip a device in the same position all the time. The remote/nunchuk setup allows you to put your hands where you want, keeping them separate by 1 inch or 1 foot.

So far, the game is flat out awesome. I’ve had no desire to stop playing, other than the fact I need to eat and want to go back and play Wii Sports every now and then. Otherwise, I’ll probably be playing Zelda for the forseeable future.

Other Stuff

As mentioned above, you can download old Nintendo games to play with the Virtual Console. So far, the selection is limited, but the plan is to roll out games every month. Just to test out the process, I bought the original Zelda for the Nintendo. You go to the store, you pick it, it downloads, and then you’re done. You can jump in and play it, and it plays just like Zelda because, well, it is Zelda.

The Virtual Console is just sort of brilliant, and if they can get a bunch of folks on board (i.e. get Goldeneye for the N64, or NHL Hockey for the Genesis), it’s going to be a huge hit. The moment they put Mario Kart or Contra on there, I’ll be buying.

The only negative things, so far, are the lack of component cables and the lack of the online options being ready. The news and forecast channels are scheduled to go online in the next few months … but I’m not sure why they aren’t ready now. The web browser could be a huge hit … but it’s not ready now.

There’s a whole lot of “it’ll be great soon” going on, which reduces the awesomeness of the Wii just a bit.

But, really, it’s just a bit. From the ability to create your own little Mii (avatar), to Wii Sports, to Zelda, what’s already available for the Wii is fantastic and made for a great launch. The moment more games show up in the Virtual Console and the browser becomes available, the Wii will start to fulfill more of it’s fantastic promise.

In other words, the Wii is good.

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I Played With the Wii

November 14th, 2006 Ryan Toohil Posted in General, Nintendo, Video Games, Wii 1 Comment »

Not *my* Wii. The Wii.

We headed over to lunch at the mall, where I’d thought the EB Games had set up a demo Wii. Sure enough, they had. No one was using it because you had to give them an ID in exchange to get the remote (so that you couldn’t walk off with the remote), so we waited for someone to check out, then gave them my license and got the Wiimote.

It was small, very solid, and felt very durable. We walked over, started up ExciteTruck, and started racing. And that was it. Just drove it like the remote was a steering wheel, and it just worked. I wasn’t very good at it, but it was easy to pick up and play, felt fun to control, and most of all, sucked in the people among us who weren’t gamers.

The graphics weren’t too bad, even though they were just composite and not component. I think component cables will be a must when I pick up my Wii on Sunday morning, but it wasn’t so bad as to make me cringe.

The sensor bar was much smaller than I’d expected. So was the Wii, for that matter.

I probably shouldn’t have played with it. Now I’m just anticipating it more, and will probably drop $50 to get ExciteTruck.

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YouTube on YourTV: Thanks Nintendo!

September 18th, 2006 Ryan Toohil Posted in Nintendo, Video Games, YouTube No Comments »

So, I’m a Nintendo dork. I talked about the Nintendo DS a while ago, and I still play the crap out of it.

I’m now completely enamored with their next system, the Wii. Silly name, awesome idea. I’m sure I’ll talk about it more at some point.

But I just realized today that, because the Wii is going to support the Opera web browser, and because it’s going to support Flash …. I can watch YouTube videos on my TV through the Wii. I can’t tell you how awesome that is. I don’t love watching TV on my computer. Well, I do, but not as much as I love watching it on my actual TV.

Think of all the stupid stuff on YouTube. Now think of how much more stupid stuff you’ll watch when you can do it while laying on your couch. That right there is icing on the cake.

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Why Nintendo is Awesome

March 24th, 2006 Ryan Toohil Posted in GDC, Nintendo, Technology No Comments »

The Nintendo Revolution was already on my “must buy” list the moment it is released. New Zelda game, probably new Mario Kart, and probably new Mario Party with the cool-ass Nintendo controller. Plus, it’s backwards compatible with the Gamecube, so I can keep playing all my games and finally finish Wind Waker and Eternal Darkness.
Then they announced that it would be able to download and play Nintendo games like old school Super Mario 3 and Tecmo Bowl.

Then they announced that it would be able to download and play Super NES games like Super Mario Kart and Ken Griffey Baseball.

Then they announced that it would be able to download and play Nintendo 64 games like Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, and Goldeneye.

So, at launch, you’d spend $200 and get a system that could play Revoluion games, Gamecube games, N64 games, SNES games, and NES games. That rocks, especially if the old games are like $1.99 or something.

Yesterday, at GDC, Nintendo announced that the Revolution would also play Sega Genesis games and TurboGrafix 16 games. Basically, almost any game I played as a kid up through college is going to be available to me. That, my friends, rocks. Who needs Grand Theft Auto or ridiculous life-like graphics when I get get a bunch of people together to play 3 different versions of Mario Kart?

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