…. smells like fish
I’ve decided that adding “smells like fish” to things is the new way to make a snappy comeback. It works with everything.
- If someone cuts you off while driving, rather than flipping them off or shooting them with a gun (the two most common forms of comebacks), you can simply say “I bet their car smells like fish.”
- If someone disses your mom, as in “Your mom is a poophead”, you can simply say, “oh yeah, well, your mom smells like fish.”
- Should someone bump into you while shopping for Christmas gifts in the very crowded shopping mall, and then that person shoots you the “ohhhhh, if we weren’t in a mall I would so crush your head with a Casio keyboard” look, you can simply tell them “hey, stop staring at me, your eye stare smells like fish.”
- If the Dead Sea Spa people try to harrass you into testing their products in the mall, you can simply say “Sorry, your Dead Sea Spa smells like fish.” (This one, I wish I had thought of a few weeks ago).
I can’t think of a single thing that you can’t use “smells like fish” in response to. I encourage you to start using it in your daily life.
If you do start using it, I encourage you to link to this post using the words “smells like fish” … maybe I can get the top spot on Google!
P.S. Stop reading this, your reading smells like fish.
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